Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
