why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
