girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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