Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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