I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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