its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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