Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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