I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
