someone threw a dead crab at me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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