3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
i've created a new STD.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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