We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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