You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
