Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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