Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Green mimosas i think yes
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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