the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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