Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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