You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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