1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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