what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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