just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So here I am, sexting at work.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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