I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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