Christians are straight up FREAKS
I skipped work to stalk him.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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