The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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