new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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