i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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