Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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