Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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