you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I want to be your penis for a week.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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