Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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