Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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