I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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