I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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