Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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