So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I don't deserve a penis
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
