return my video game
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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