so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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