Swine flu is the new snow day.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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