Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I am available for nakedness
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
