Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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