Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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