you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
jump out the window naked night went bad
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