People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
