i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
kristin has been a bad kristin
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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