I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Operation Purity has been aborted
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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