Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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