: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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