why didn't you poke me back
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Randomize
