Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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