dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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