i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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