I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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