She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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